Infomercial Parody - Bowel Blaster!
Wasteland
Published on Aug 27, 2020
Sick of rude and stupid people pissing you off? Just sit back and pull the trigger! The Bowel Blaster is medically proven to reduce stress, wipe out ulcers and solve “problems” that could otherwise have caused an eruption of physical violence. Invented by an esteemed physicist after years of research, it’s really simple how it works. Intensely focused sound waves excite “that certain part of the human body” and make the targets shit their pants faster than an Al Qaida terrorist having to listen to the Barney song!” Our patented “Intestinal-Vibration” technology, makes Bowel Blaster completely safe to use on anybody. Blast your neighbor’s dog before it even sets foot on your lawn, Blast your elderly mother before she gets off the toilet, Blast that annoying Jehova’s Witness that seems to show up at the worst possible times.
You can Blast your troubles away with Wasteland’s Bowel Blaster. You deserve this!
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